Happy Birthday, Harry Potter
Dear Harry,
Big party tonight — I can’t wait! Now, stop worrying … it’s your birthday tomorrow. What kind of author kill would her brainchild on his birthday? Relax, Harry. You’ll be fine.
On the other hand, given the rumours, a “happy” birthday might be too much to ask. But I’ll wish it for you anyway: Happy Birthday, Harry Potter.
Yours truly,
D. Haynes