Do not try this at home.
Or anywhere else.
I moved 24 mallard ducklings from their inside brooders to their outdoor day pens yesterday morning. And if you’re wondering whether there’s some high-tech duckling-transport implement I used to do this, let me just say no, there isn’t. A cardboard kennel, a couple of towels, and my two trembling hands.
They’re small. These ones weren’t the teeny peepers, the three-inch-long, barely out of the egg babies. These were a hardy six inches long! Yeah, still small. They were grouped together in three brooders under heat lamps for the night, despite the warm weather. Their small size coupled with their speedy growth means it can be hard for them to keep fed, hydrated and warm enough without a mother’s down to snuggle under.
Ducklings are famous for the speed with which they imprint, or bond, with their parents(s), learning behaviour patterns and survival techniques very shortly after hatching. This poses a problem for ducklings who’ve been orphaned. On whom do they imprint?
If there are less than six ducklings in a brooder, we add a small mirror and a stuffy to their environment. Eventually, they will imprint on one another. That is, if we’re careful not to spend too much time with them, and especially handling them. If you’ve seen the movie Fly Away Home, you’ll know they can imprint on humans, too. But with the exception of the Canada Goose in Fly Away Home, and a few rare others, a bird that has imprinted on a human being can no longer live in the wild. It is literally a dead duck. Dead duck walking. Or flying.
That said, I’d still recommend seeing Fly Away Home. But I digress.
My point is, this speedy imprinting skill is the reason we have to handle the ducklings as little as possible. So I did my best to enjoy the miraculous sensation of holding a wild baby animal–okay, 24 of them–uh, on the fly.
When you stand above the brooder and open up the cover, the ducklings peep and huddle together in one corner. When you reach your hands in to scoop the first one up, they scatter, running madly off in all directions and peeping fit to beat the proverbial band. One or two of the larger ones may even try to bite you. It’s the fight or flight instinct up close and personal.
I usually decide which duckling I’m going to scoop each time I reach in; otherwise, it’s a scattershot effort that usually leaves me empty handed. The longer it takes me to get them all into the box, the longer they’re under stress, and the more profound the negative impacts. A small bird can die of a heart attack under extreme stress, and make no mistake, attempted capture, or over-long handling, by a perceived predator as relatively large as a human being (no matter that human’s intentions) is extreme stress.
In most cases, when we handle a patient at the wildlife hospital, we wrap it in a towel making sure to cover its head. This technique serves a few purposes: it keeps its wings tucked, preventing possible strain or injury; it keeps its feet tucked, giving it something to perch on and the perception of stability; it keeps the oils in our skin away from its feathers; and it covers its head and eyes, reducing its stress level.
But with the ducklings, there are so many of them grouped together, and they move so fast in such a relatively large space, that using towels becomes prohibitive, and as I said before, time is of the essence with these tiny babies.
So I reach in, and my hands close over the body of one of the smaller ones as he tries to camouflage himself against a small group of three ducklings cowering in the corner of the brooder. I bite back the urge to offer whispers of reassurance, and hope that my benign intentions convey themselves energetically; my whispers will be perceived as a menacing hiss, my voice a threatening growl to a cornered wild animal.
I’ve got him. And oh, he feels wonderful. It is like holding the essence of life itself in your hands. He is so alive. Just recently born. Brand new to the earth. And every movement and sound, every beat of his heart, every last bit of fluff on the edges of the down at the tips of his feathers feels alive. I’d like to hold him forever.
My grandma used to tell my sister and me the story of a young boy she knew, one of her playmates as a child, who joined her in visiting the farm of a friend. One of the chickens’ eggs had just hatched, and the boy asked if he could hold one of the chicks. Granted permission, he picked one up, eyes going wide at the sensation, and wrapped his hands around the little animal. It was clear, my grandma said, that he loved it immediately.
But he loved it too much. He held it tightly to him, cuddling it, and before anyone realized what was happening, it died in his hands.
That story always horrified me. It still does. And obviously the impact of it stayed with my grandma for 80 or more years. But I understand that boy. I understand that feeling of loving something so instantly and so much that you could easily squeeze the life out of it. We do it with one another! We do it with our children. We do it, all the time, with animals. Witness the numbers of tigers and elephants kept as pets in North America. We are all, to one degree or another, wild animals. We need to love and be loved, yes, and we need to be free.
When we first receive our initial training as volunteers with the wildlife centre, we are told very bluntly that if we want to cuddle animals, we should volunteer with the SPCA. Dogs and cats, who are domesticated, will (for the most part) welcome the touching and the petting and the cuddling, and will very often return the affection. But to work with wild animals, you need to feel the same power of that affection but operate against your own instincts — to talk and reassure, to pet, to hold, to cuddle. You need to learn - and quickly - how to see the situation from the animal’s perspective. The animal is wild, born to a life outdoors and with a set of instincts designed to keep it as far from humans as possible in order to survive. You do your job; you send it benign, healing energy; you wish it well; you move along.
The duckling in my hands is running like a cartoon animal, legs and tiny buds of wings zooming and getting him nowhere. I’ve got him. I can feel his heart beating in the palm of my hand, tiny winglets brushing my fingers, neck extending as he peeps, trying to alert a long-dead parent that he is in danger. I place one hand under his also cartoon-like big webbed feet and keep my hold over the top of his body firm. He is strong, considering his size. And the energy in him feels like a super-bouncer (remember those?) or a coiled spring. If he were to escape my hands now, he’d fall five feet to the concrete floor. I hold on for dear life.
I take a moment - just a moment - to savour the sensation of his indescribable softness, and the life energy in my hands - and then I pop him into the kennel. After a few more indignant peeps, he settles down in the shadows against the soft towel, and awaits the arrival of his brothers and sisters.
Twenty-four times, I do this. And then seven baby gulls (who of course went into their own pen, nowhere near the ducklings!). Three separate pens of ducklings set out on the grass, partly in sun, partly in shade, outfitted with water towers and small swimming pools, and dishes of dry food and worms. In other words, heaven.
It took me the better part of my morning shift to accomplish the transfers, and to keep my charges supplied with water (they all drank their pools and drained their water towers four times in three hours). They looked happy — busy with their feeding and bathing and preening and foraging, fluffing themselves in the sunlight, or finding respite from the day’s heat in the cool shade. Call it projection or anthropomorphism if you like; they looked happy. And so did I.